I truly love my wife but...?

I've been offered a highly desirable position that will require relocation to planet Zargon 12, of the Nebullous Galaxy, sector 7-G. I have always wanted to be Head Weiner on the Centrifugal Hot Dog Operations Vessel in that galaxy and this opportunity may not present itself again!! BTW, I am a self-deprecating, emo kid who constantly wonders "Does he really like me?" and "What does this mean?", so my inquisitive nature stands to be a great asset. Plus, since I obsessively wonder "Am I pretty enough?" or "Why do my roommates do this?", I know I am mature and can handle the rigors of a 50% gravitational pull. Add to that, I have no concept of love since I ask the same questions already asked a BILLION times, thinking I am the only one going through this experience. But seeing as how I have only seen them across the room, on Myspace or met them once, I SHOULD realize I actually have no concept of true love. So my question is:

If I answer that Nigerian email,will I get the millions?

I truly love my wife but...?

Chucklehead, a more desirable leader aka Head Weiner I believe could not be found on this universe. If you are able to figure out all these juvenile questions and love problems here on YA then your wife should be solidly behind you as you attempt to reach your goal. And them Nigerian's will most certainly come good on their promise of millions if you supply them with your vital personal information, as we all know there are no scammers on the computer. Besides this money would certainly be helpful with the gas that will be needed in order for you to reach your Zenith. Good luck to you commander Head Weiner and may the Nebullous Galaxy treat you with the respect and wisdom that you so rightly have earned. Thanks for the chuckle and have a great day.

I truly love my wife but...?

Yes you will. Millions of heartaches......

I truly love my wife but...?

hahahahaha... no but you might get a virus, possibly an std to bring home to the wife only breaking her trust and then a long distance job such as the one you want to take may mean inevitably a divorce.........

I truly love my wife but...?

LOVE your wit!!!

I truly love my wife but...?

i read a great sense of sarcasm and that i appreciate a lot.

I truly love my wife but...?

See kids, This is what happens when you do crystal meth. Don't let this happen to you!

I truly love my wife but...?

I think you are a Knucklehead Chucklehead!

I truly love my wife but...?

Doubt it.

I truly love my wife but...?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO. IHAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN ALL MY LIFE THANKS FOR THE GREAT QUESTION. and the two points.

I truly love my wife but...?

Not only will you get the millions, your penis will enlarge by 50% as well!

I truly love my wife but...?

Now, here is Y/A in a nutshell.

No pun there.....!!

I truly love my wife but...?

yea sure go for it....{nut}

I truly love my wife but...?

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I truly love my wife but...?

If you see Ed Mcmann with the check at your front door then yes, millionsssssss

I truly love my wife but...?

yeah sure, go ahead You can take that money and live like a king on Zargon 12.

I truly love my wife but...?

No, those Nigerian e-mails are just a big scam. Good luck on your promotion to Head Weiner.

I truly love my wife but...?

No. Answer MY email and I'll get your millions. (You won't need them on Zargon 12.)..

I truly love my wife but...?

dude, either it is you or I have had way much too drink, am I really reading this or am i drunk?

I truly love my wife but...?

Just read the letter and masturbate, you will get more out of it and may be more satisfied.

I truly love my wife but...?

Haha - did you say you work for a background screening company? Have they screened you yet???? Is this why they are sending you to Zargon 12?